I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄" Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.