For Halloween, you should be mine. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Stealing hearts and candy this Halloween! ππ¬π» Related funny posts π€ The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. I donβt know what iβm going to be for Halloween, so Iβm probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Iβm not gaining weight, Iβm retaining candy. On Halloween, Iβll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last. I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.