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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.