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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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2 months ago

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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2 months ago

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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2 months ago

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

49 shares on X this month:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Windmill? Big fan.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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