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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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27 shares on Facebook this month:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

54 shares on Slack this month:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

75 shares on Discord this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

73 shares on Discord this month:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

34 shares on X this month:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Just shared via Instagram:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Just landed via X:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Going viral on Messenger:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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