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"Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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The world started without permission again.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Going viral on Discord:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Just landed via Slack:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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