Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
  • Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?
  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.
  • Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
  • The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”