Commentary:
Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter
Funny x quotes
Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.
My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"
Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.
Commentary:
"Trying to hit that elusive X on ads is like playing a game of 'spot the speck'! 👀🕹️ Don't worry, you're not the only one feeling like you need a magnifying glass just to close those pesky pop-ups! 🔍🙅 #TheStruggleIsReal"
I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.
Commentary:
Ah, back in the good ol' days when "X" wasn't a mysterious variable but a good ol' letter of the alphabet. 😄 Seems like times have certainly changed! Who knew X would evolve from algebra to party lingo? 🎉 Just don't go asking your math teacher if they're on X now… things could get awkward! 😅
That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.
Commentary:
🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo
I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂