343 Funny back quotes

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  1 month ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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  3, am, back, car, cars, club, coming, glad, horse, humor, imagine, invention, late, late night, night, riding, transportation

• “Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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  back, boy, dating, flirting, humor, joke, life, me, ovary, perimenopause, woman

• No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, ask, awkwardness, back, debt, embarrassment, finance, money, own, personal, personal finance, repayment, social, social anxiety, uncomfortable

• It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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  back, crawl, dating, habit, hard, inconvenience, peace, peaceful, relationship, retreat, single, someone, stress, stress-free, time

• I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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  1 month ago

  again, back, distraction, habit, humor, i, just, lot, phone, pick, procrastination, putting, time, time-wasting, waste, wasting

• If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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  1 month ago

  back, banana, humor, insult, mess, motivation, posture, reminder

• We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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  1 month ago

  architecture, back, bring, building, creature, decoration, freaky, gargoyle, guys, humor, little, need, should, statue

• My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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  1 month ago

  back, childlike, childlike wonder, five-year, five-year plan, goal, growth, happiness, joy, personal, personal growth, plan, whimsy, wonder

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  1 month ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

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