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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.
The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.
My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.
Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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1 month ago
Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
2 months ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Commentary:
"When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍
2 months ago
Share →: Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Commentary:
Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
2 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Commentary:
"Men: the ultimate plot twist in the story of your life! 📖🤷‍♂️ They'll mess things up, vanish like a mysterious character, and then suddenly reappear to give the plot another twist. It's like they're the unpredictable plot twist you never saw coming! 🔄😄 #MenWillMen"
2 months ago
Share →: Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cat chat-up line! 😺 Who knew exchanging meows could be the key to someone's heart? 🐾 Just make sure you both agree on the purr-fect time for some serious meow-sic and cuddles! 🎵😺 #PurrfectPickupLines"
2 months ago
Share →: “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Commentary:
“You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! 🐾💃 Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! 🌟😂”
2 months ago
Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Commentary:
Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪