This is my phone. I text back when I want to. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻" Related funny posts 🤝 I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well. Not going is the new leaving early. Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.