Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, thatβs my way of giving back to society. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! ππβ‘οΈπ #LinenLove" Related funny posts π€ If youβre a squatter, every day is leg day. Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free? No, Iβm not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun. I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse. The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.