I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back? Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂" Related funny posts 🤝 I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it. On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid. Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.