All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Commentary:
"Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? πŸ’ͺ🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! πŸ› οΈπŸ˜‚"