People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.