Funny bulletproof vest quotes

Witty quote about men and safety, highlighting humorous gender stereotypes and absurdity.

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Commentary:
"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"