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350 Funny communication quotes

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

1 month ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

1 month ago

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

1 month ago

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

1 month ago

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

1 month ago

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

1 month ago

My love language is deader than Latin.

2 months ago

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

2 months ago

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

2 months ago

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

2 months ago

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

2 months ago

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

2 months ago

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

2 months ago

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

2 months ago

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

2 months ago

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

2 months ago

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

2 months ago

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

2 months ago

This entire month could’ve been an email.

2 months ago

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

2 months ago

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

2 months ago

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

2 months ago

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

2 months ago

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

2 months ago

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

2 months ago

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

3 months ago

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

3 months ago