My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Selective hearing level: expert π¦ΈββοΈππ― Related funny posts π€ My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.