Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays. You told your cat how much you love him, but now itโs morning, the sun is out, youโre sober, and itโs just weird for both of you. I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red noseโฆ No, officer, I havenโt been drinking.