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Humorous text about a straight man impressing they/them with fluent woke language.

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Commentary:
Fluent in woke? That sounds like a totally new dialect only the baristas at vegan cafés understand! 🌱☕️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commentary, communication, fluent, humor, identity, language, man, ordering, social, social commentary, straight, straight man, they/them, woke, woke language on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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