Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! ποΈπ π¬ Related funny posts π€ My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it. When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real. Everyoneβs gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with. That pen in the junk drawer that hasnβt been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.