I only squeak when I’m squoken to. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄 Related funny posts 🤝 If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow! I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”. Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off. My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.