I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, so that's why I love podcasts—it's like being a part-time extrovert! 🎧😂🗣️✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things. Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one. After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one. Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts. If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.