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  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

    Commentary:
    Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿž Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. ๐Ÿ˜‰