Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. 🍋😂
Funny consolation quotes
Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”
Commentary:
Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉
Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.
Commentary:
Sounds like a job for the "Remove Existential Dread" filter! 🖼️😅✨