Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Posted onMay 21, 2026
Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later. Posted onMay 20, 2026