Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. Posted onMar 31, 2026
Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Posted onMar 24, 2026
Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later. Posted onMar 23, 2026