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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.