128 Funny leave quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃‍♂️😂

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋

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  3 days ago

  Commentary:
  Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶

  comfort, comfort zone, humor, interaction, invitation, leave, mine, personality, should, social, social interaction, zone

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬

  am, communication, English, fly, going, hard, humor, i, insect, kill, language, leave, right, say, threat, wish

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶‍♀️😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a "sit down and stay home" kind of club! Count me in! 🏠😴✌️

  anxiety, club, homebody, house, humor, introvert, joke, laziness, leave, meeting, meetings, people, social, social anxiety, starting, thinking

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