131 Funny leave quotes

• How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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  1 week ago

  anything, bed, couple, couples, done, girlfriend, humor, i, laziness, leave, live, living, living together, procrastination, relationship, together

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, article, bored, clean, cleanliness, clothing, enough, floor, germ, humor, joke, laundry, leave, left, procrastination

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, anyone, awkward, awkward moment, early, event, exit, goodbye, introvert, leave, leaving, leaving early, moment, quiet, quiet exit, saying, social, social anxiety, social event, urge

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 month ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  1 month ago

  celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year

• You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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  1 month ago

  comfort, comfort zone, humor, interaction, invitation, leave, mine, personality, should, social, social interaction, zone

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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  2 months ago

  comfort, comfort zone, communication, everyone, extrovert, force, humor, interaction, introvert, leave, personality, shut, silence, social, social interaction, while, why, zone

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, clothing review, fashion, girl, girls, going, heaven, height, humor, leave, online, online shopping, review, reviews, shopping, size, weight

• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  2 months ago

  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

• I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, English, fly, going, hard, humor, i, insect, kill, language, leave, right, say, threat, wish

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