Commentary:
Their inheritance may not be gold, but they'll have enough screenshots to create a museum of memes! 😂📸📱
133 Funny leave quotes
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?
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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.
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When comfort becomes the true fashion statement of the week 😂🩳🏆
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
Commentary:
Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
Commentary:
Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.
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Doing the Irish goodbye like a social ninja, vanishing into the shadows before anyone notices 🥷💨👋
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
Commentary:
Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋
You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.
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Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
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Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄