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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Funny text about a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien seeking solitude and home.

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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸

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