Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ New
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Commentary:
So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, alone, ancient, home, home planet, humor, just, leave, loneliness, me, planet, please, return, sci-fi, time, time travel, travel, trying on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting. I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. →
Proudly powered by WordPress