Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin" Related funny posts 🤝 If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal. If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow. The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.