182 Funny pet quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

  Commentary:
  "Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

  Commentary:
  "Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 😼🌎 #CatConspiracy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"

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