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125 Funny pet quotes

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

3 months ago

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

3 months ago

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

3 months ago

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

3 months ago

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

3 months ago

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

3 months ago

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

3 months ago

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

3 months ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

3 months ago

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

3 months ago

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

3 months ago

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

3 months ago

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

3 months ago

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

3 months ago

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

3 months ago

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

3 months ago

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

3 months ago

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

3 months ago

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

3 months ago