Commentary:
"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"
242 Funny pet quotes
Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.
Commentary:
Looks like I've found my new designated barker! 🚗🐶🍻
I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.
Commentary:
Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺
I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.
Commentary:
When your morning needs more capybara cuddles: emotional support rodents, where are you? 💤🦔
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
Commentary:
Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
Commentary:
Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.
Commentary:
I'm convinced cats have an alarm clock labeled "human disturbance" ⏰😹🐾
My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.
Commentary:
Joining the cult was mandatory, but I got a lifetime supply of purrs and catnip as a perk 😸✨🏡
Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.
Commentary:
Proof that even strong women can't shake their loyal bathroom buddies 🐾🚪🤣
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
Commentary:
I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨