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“Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺”
You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
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