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Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
242 Funny pet quotes
Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.
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When your dog takes longer to poop than your favorite show takes for a new season… 🍿🐶⏳
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.
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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
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Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.
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"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"
Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.
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"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.
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"When I bark at a dog, all I can think is: 'Did I just ask him to do my taxes?' 🐶🗂️❓"