38 Funny planning quotes

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  2 months ago

  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  2 months ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• I have more trips planned than I have money.

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  2 months ago

  budget, finance, humor, i, money, planned, planning, travel, trip

• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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  2 months ago

  appetite, breakfast, chewing, daily, daily routine, eat, eating, food, forget, forgetfulness, humor, humor quote, i, lunch, meal, meal planning, people, planning, routine, understand, while

• Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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  2 months ago

  burn, decide, decision, decision making, dinner, food, humor, i, making, meal, meal planning, order, pizza, planning, procrastination, trying

• There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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  2 months ago

  clueless, end, family, family life, humor, humor quote, kids, life, marriage, minute, organization, parenting, people, plan, planning, schedules, types

• I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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  2 months ago

  commentary, diet, eat, food, fry, humor, i, irony, planning, rich, salad, satire, social, social commentary

• My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, conversation, escape, everyone, humor, i, interaction, jealousy, planning, relationship, silence, social, social interaction, stand, while

• Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, budgeting, camping, Europe, financial, going, humor, me, planning, summer, summer vacation, travel, travel planning, vacation

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, discussing, favorite, friendship, girl, girl humor, girl talk, goal, goals, humor, interaction, men, minutes, planning, shoe, six, social, social interaction, talk, talking, trip

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