26 Funny planning quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

  Commentary:
  Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

  Commentary:
  "I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

  Commentary:
  Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

  Commentary:
  "Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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