22 Funny planning quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

  Commentary:
  "Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have financial statements to send shivers down your spine? Forget ghosts and goblins, the real horror story is checking your retirement savings in this economy!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a friend in sync! 🕰️🤝 Imagine the glory of spontaneous hangouts and simultaneous Netflix binges… if only these mythical creatures existed! 🌟 #FriendGoals #WhoNeedsSleepAnyway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the peak of financial foresight! 🤑 Who needs resolutions when you've already got it all figured out, right? 😂 Here's to wealth management at its finest! 💸 #LivingLarge #FinancialGenius"

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