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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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