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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Why invite anyone else when you can surprise yourself multiple times a day? πŸŽ‰πŸ€”πŸ™ƒ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged forgetfulness, humor, i, joke, memory, own, party, plan, planning, surprise, surprise party, swear, worse on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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