Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler ππ₯π Related funny posts π€ Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat. I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.