I donโt understand people who forget to eat. Iโm already planning lunch while chewing breakfast. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn ๐๐ฅ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Thereโs something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are โthrilledโ on LinkedIn. Iโve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so Iโm gonna make a carrot cake later.