My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Laughing at my wallet like it's a comedy show, starring me! ππΈπ Related funny posts π€ Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me. My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. People who lie all the time really think that we donβt know. Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.