Funny senior management quotes

Witty text about job performance and promotions with a humorous, playful tone.

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Commentary:
"Well, who knew incompetence could be the key to success in the corporate world? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time to start making intentional mistakes! 😉 #PromotionByAccident"