12 funny evidence quotes - Wordgag

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

May 19, 2026

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

May 18, 2026

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Mar 31, 2026

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Mar 31, 2026

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Mar 30, 2026

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Mar 28, 2026

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Mar 28, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Mar 27, 2026

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Mar 26, 2026

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Mar 25, 2026

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Mar 25, 2026