Funny quotes week

68 Funny week quotes

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

This whole week could have been an email.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025