80 Funny week quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
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  6 days ago

  View →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
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  1 month ago

  View →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.
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  1 month ago

  View →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
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  1 month ago

  View →: “It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.
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  2 months ago

  View →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
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  3 months ago

  View →: All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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