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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

4 days ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

2 weeks ago

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

4 weeks ago

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

1 month ago

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

1 month ago

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

1 month ago

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

1 month ago

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

2 months ago

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

2 months ago

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

2 months ago

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

2 months ago

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

2 months ago

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

2 months ago

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

2 months ago

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

2 months ago

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

3 months ago

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

3 months ago