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107 Funny week quotes

Funny week quotes tackle the rollercoaster of highs, lows, and those is-it-Friday-yet moments that make up our workweek! 😂📅 Whether it’s surviving Monday, celebrating Friday’s arrival, or realizing that the weekend was way too short, these quotes remind us that every week is an adventure in itself. Because when the week is tough, laughter is the best way to make it through! 😆💼🚀

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Salary week, but salary weak.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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