It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! π₯³ππ" Related funny posts π€ Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Theyβre bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santaβs been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want. “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.