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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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Looks like you're booked for a haunting! 👻📅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, humor, i, next, once, schedule, shadow, sorry, tiredness, week, work on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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