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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Plot twist: my 5-year plan is to finally decide which toppings to get on my popcorn 🍿😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5-year, 5-year plan, funny response, humor, i, movie, next, plan, procrastination, response, short-term, short-term plan, think, week on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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