If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! πππ¦ Related funny posts π€ If youβre out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. Itβs not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.