January: the Monday of months. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm convinced January has 74 days. Is it over yet? 😅🗓️ Related funny posts 🤝 January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today. January is the Monday of the year. December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem. January feels like a schizophrenic episode. That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.