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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, fun, humor, humor quote, irony, joke, manifestation, next, positive, positive thinking, post, prediction, thinking, under, universe, week, whatever, wish on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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