German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.