Commentary:
I swear, long-distance love is the ultimate training for becoming a Jedi in patience 😂🕒💌
13 Funny couples quotes
App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.
Commentary:
A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
Commentary:
Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.
Commentary:
When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
Commentary:
Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!
Commentary:
Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! 🚨💏🔔#SingleAndReadyToMingle
Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.
Commentary:
"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶♂️"
Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
Commentary:
"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩❤️👨🏃♂️🏃♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.
Commentary:
"Nothing says 'getting to know you' like comparing polyps! 🎈💑 Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have colonoscopies together? 🕯️💩 #RelationshipGoals 😂"
Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.
Commentary:
"Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"