Commentary:
Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
Funny German quotes
Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.
Commentary:
"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
Commentary:
"Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"
German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation
Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”
Commentary:
Germany: where the periodic table and math equations feel at home because everyone gets an invite 📚🔬🇩🇪