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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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When the bag thinks it's gonna have a second date ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜… #OneNightCandyStand

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, candy, giant, giant size, humor, me, necessary, resealable, size, snack on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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