15 funny giant quotes - Wordgag

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

May 29, 2026

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

May 29, 2026

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

May 28, 2026

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

May 28, 2026

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

May 28, 2026

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

May 27, 2026

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

May 26, 2026

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

May 26, 2026

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

May 25, 2026

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

May 25, 2026

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

May 22, 2026

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

May 22, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

May 21, 2026

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

May 20, 2026

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

May 19, 2026