Commentary:
Well, at least he didn't have to worry about carrot shortages 🥕😂🐰
15 Funny giant quotes
The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.
Commentary:
Guess that’s one way to create an *unplugged* performance! 🔌😄🎸
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
Commentary:
Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
Commentary:
Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.
Commentary:
🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨
Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.
Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
Commentary:
🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷♂️😂"
Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.
Commentary:
"Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"
He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.
Commentary:
"Ah, the subtle nuances of wrestling stage names 🤔 I mean, who needs to be so extra when you're already a Giant, right?! 😂🤼♂️ #ObviousObservations"