I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to keep your roster straight ππ€ #MyManMystery Related funny posts π€ If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line. Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight. Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest. I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy. Honestly, I donβt think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.