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I’ve disappointed better people.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.